your personal hygiene...

i feel so nice and clean right now...

i just clipped my nails, took a shower, and brushed my teeth (so minty-fresh).

i used to hate brushing my teeth, i still do actually.

when i was younger, the only time i ever felt motivated to brush my teeth was after i watched a catchy sesame street skit where a gazillion muppets would pop up from behind shower curtains, shake their heads back and forth, jump around, all the while singing, "kids just love to brush! we love it! we love it!"

to give you an idea of how the scene looked liked, here's a link to a youtube video of my colorful friends motivating the hell out of me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrJaN-OD1ig

i hope my dentist happens to watch this video before my next visit.

his breath shocks and suffocates me each time.

how terrible is it to have a dentist whose breath can trigger my gag-reflex?

it kinda scares me to think that i'm getting brushing tips from this guy because he's either not taking his own advice or he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

anyways, as i was cutting my fingernails, it struck me as a kinda odd thing to have to do.

isn't it strange how your nails just keep on growing and growing, and every once in a while everyone in the whole entire world has to take some time out to cut them?

unless you're a freak-of-nature, as this person clearly is:

i don't know who this person is, but, yikes!!!

let's hope that she's not trying to grow out her toenails, too.

there are only a handful of things in this world that disturb me as much as long toenails do.

it's so gross.

i especially hate it when girls give their disgusting little toes french manicures (is that what it's called?).

i can only imagine how long they must have had to grow out their toenails in order to have them done up that way.

gives me the heebie-geebies.

come people, cut them toenails, please!!!

don't be like those tiny dogs with claws that scratch the pavement as they walk (and bark... those tiny dogs always have to be barking, don't they?) past you.

please, take the time to brush and clip.