the "e" word...

You know what I noticed about "bloggers?"
They hella read other people's blogs!!!
Well, maybe it's just me, but I never read anyone's blog until I started one of my own.
It's fun reading about other people's boring lives... it's even funner to read all the comments other blog-readers leave behind.
Haha... I sound so geeky.
But, hey, what do you expect to hear from someone who has a blog?

Ugh... I disgust myself sometimes... I'm such a geek.
If I were a guy, I'd probably be wearing an ascot or something.
Hey, Eugene, don't some of your friends wear ascots?
No, they wear their sweaters around their necks, right?
No, no, no, they wear grey (gray???) turtlenecks and scarves, right?
You and your friends disgust me, too.
Puahahahahaha.

You know what sucks about being an English teacher in Korea (an English-crazy nation)?
Everyone and their mama thinks that I love English...
They all think that there's no better way for me to spend my free time than teaching English...
They think that English is my life...
They also think that they are the only ones who ask me for English favors.
You don't even know how many people ask me to teach them, tutor them, speak to them.
Damn me and my English-speaking ways!!!

I think that my blog clearly shows that I should not be allowed to teach the damn language.
I mean, I don't even know whether the lighter shade of black is spelt "grey" or "gray!"
Would you want me to be teaching your kids?
I wouldn't want me teaching my own kids.
They'd be hella fobby.
I was born and raised in the States, but I sometimes confuse my "r" and "w."
For example, I might say "weally" instead of "really."
I don't do it much, but it's been known to happen.
Just ask Jill or Vee (maybe Bre)... they lived with me for 3 years.
It's even worse when I'm with my fellow fobs (Vee, Jill, Djana, April, Bre, Leigh).

As Jill told my mom: my English has gone to the s-.
(she didn't actually use those exact words...)