yummm..

I am currently smacking on a candy a student gave me to eat.
It's pretty nasty.
The kids here always give me things to eat... and you know what?
I always eat it.
Normally, I'd be a little suspicious about the flavor or the cleanliness of the candy, but not here, not anymore.
Just the other day, I ran into a student on the street, and she took my hand, put a candy on it, and shoved my hand into my mouth.
I didn't even have time to think.
One moment I'm all alone and candy-less, and the next moment I'm eating a candy while a strange little kid watches me.
If this were America, I'd smack the sucker!
Ok, maybe not.
I'd probably take the candy, say thank you, and throw it away.
I'm not a germ-a-phobe, but these are middle school kids... middle school kids are disgusting.
Everything about them is disgusting... they're all sorts of awkward and crap.
It's kinda like when a little kid digs in his pocket and pulls out a handful of jelly beans... you know he/she means well, but you don't want to eat the damn jellybeans, you know?

Anyways, I swear, they could give me a piece of chalk and I'd probably end up eating it.