Just kill me now...

I just came back from a class where I interviewed a bunch of kids in English, and this one kid had some of the stankiest breath ever!!!
It's the type that lingers in the air with a thickness you can actually feel.
It's the type that can burn away your nose hairs.
It's the type that makes you hold you breath and stare at the person, wondering if they have ever heard of a toothbrush.
It's the type that makes you almost hate the person for insulting your olfactory.

I'm not saying that my breath smells like roses all day long (actually, i prefer the smell of mint on my breath... ah, so fresh!!!), but I am aware of when I need to divert the direction of my hummin' breath by covering my mouth or turning my head.
Sometimes, I wonder how the prepetrator can't smell the sewage coming out of their mouth.
I mean, c'mon, it's coming out from right under your nose!!!
Chew on a piece of gum, eat a candy, carry some tic-tacs around with you.

Hey, speaking of tic-tacs, I love the light green ones.
Who's with me?
It reminds me of my grandma.
(Hey, Ched, what the color of those light green tic-tacs remind you of??? hee hee)
The orange ones shouldn't even be considered a breath mint... let's be honest, it's just candy!!!

Everyone, please brush your teeth twice a day... (**cough, Eugene, cough**)
I'm not a fan of floss, but I highly recommend it.
Please, if not for yourselves, then for people like me... people who value their nose hair and oxygen.
Thank you.