don't be road kill...
One thing that I enjoy doing, but often forget to do, is look up at the building tops as I walk along the street.
Now, this wouldn't be the smartest thing to do if you were, say, approaching a busy intersection or if you have a broken neck or if you have a bloody nose (remember, look down when your nose is a-bleedin').
However, if you do not fall under any of those 3 categories, I highly recommend it.
Often times, building tops have really nice designs, statues, decorations, etc.
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Try it... but, don't become roadkill.
Isn't road kill interesting?
People are always like, "ewww... look at that cat!!! It's guts are spilling out..."
and everyone responds, "you're nasty! why are you looking at that!"
And all the while, everyones eyes are glued to the guts and gory.
I remember this one time, riding with my buddy Vee, when she ran over a raccoon.
We thought it was a paper bag, so she didn't even swerve or anything.
We hit it dead on! (get it "dead" on! puahahahaha)
The car went, "thu-duh, thu-duh."
I can feel the car under my feet going up and down with each "thu-duh" as the raccoon passed under each set of wheels.
We were like, "is it dead? should we make a u-turn and check?"
We were seriously going to also...
The worst part it, instead of feeling all bad or grossed out, we were laughing the whole way home, repeating out loud the "thu-duh" noise, and wondering if her poor car had any blood splattered on it.
Good times.
By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZY (raccoon-killing) HORSE!!!
Another one of my friends hitting the big 2-4.
So old.
Ah well, I'm still the wonderfully youthful 2-3.
puahahhahhahaha.
Yup, that's right, I can still use "what's my age again" as my theme song... or perhaps "gansta's paradise."
("nobody likes it when you're 23" and "i'm 23 but will i live to see 24, the way things are going, i don't know"... respectively)
Actually, theme songs are Cheddie's thing.
She's probably throwing a fit that I'm even writing about it... crooked-faced and everything.
Now, this wouldn't be the smartest thing to do if you were, say, approaching a busy intersection or if you have a broken neck or if you have a bloody nose (remember, look down when your nose is a-bleedin').
However, if you do not fall under any of those 3 categories, I highly recommend it.
Often times, building tops have really nice designs, statues, decorations, etc.
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Try it... but, don't become roadkill.
Isn't road kill interesting?
People are always like, "ewww... look at that cat!!! It's guts are spilling out..."
and everyone responds, "you're nasty! why are you looking at that!"
And all the while, everyones eyes are glued to the guts and gory.
I remember this one time, riding with my buddy Vee, when she ran over a raccoon.
We thought it was a paper bag, so she didn't even swerve or anything.
We hit it dead on! (get it "dead" on! puahahahaha)
The car went, "thu-duh, thu-duh."
I can feel the car under my feet going up and down with each "thu-duh" as the raccoon passed under each set of wheels.
We were like, "is it dead? should we make a u-turn and check?"
We were seriously going to also...
The worst part it, instead of feeling all bad or grossed out, we were laughing the whole way home, repeating out loud the "thu-duh" noise, and wondering if her poor car had any blood splattered on it.
Good times.
By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZY (raccoon-killing) HORSE!!!
Another one of my friends hitting the big 2-4.
So old.
Ah well, I'm still the wonderfully youthful 2-3.
puahahhahhahaha.
Yup, that's right, I can still use "what's my age again" as my theme song... or perhaps "gansta's paradise."
("nobody likes it when you're 23" and "i'm 23 but will i live to see 24, the way things are going, i don't know"... respectively)
Actually, theme songs are Cheddie's thing.
She's probably throwing a fit that I'm even writing about it... crooked-faced and everything.
posted by thecatcherintherice at 11:30 AM
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