so ugly...

I never realized, until quite recently, how much bad breath bothers me.
I don't understand how people can be so oblivious to their own stanky breath.
It's like they are farting through their mouths.
Now, I have been guilty of this crime myself - yes, it should be a crime.
I personally hate brushing my teeth, I really do.
However, when I do brush, I make sure I take the time to do it right.
Remember, the tongue.
You must brush the tongue.
Oh, my friend, you will gag, but the end result will leave you minty fresh.
Eugene, I'm not only talking about you here, but I must say, whenever I think about stanky breath, you are probably the first person who pops into my mind.
Stanky breath + golden teeth = Eugene

This morning, I was talking to this kid who lived in South Africa for a few years and his breath was hummin.
Yuck!
The way he talks is really unusual.
It's a mix between a Korean accent, a British accent, and something else.
It's really ugly to listen to.
He always says "ok" as "aewww-kayyy."
It's so annoying.
It's like, are you korean? english? african? southern? an alien, perhaps?
His breath, his accent, and his ugly face make me want to dislike him... to hit him, even.
It's true.
I know it's very terrible for me to feel this way, but there must be someone that you know of that makes you feel the same way.
Like, Usher or that one girl from "10 things i hate about you" (i have temporarily forgotten her name).
Right?
I mean, think of Ja-Rule, with his mole-like face, his phony, husky voice... doesn't it make you just want to sock the guy?
Man, my list can go on and on.
Here's another one, but this is only for the Changstas...
That one dude from church.
He looks like an overgrown mole.
You know, he's always with the youth group kids and he always says, "ya" to Eugene.
Now, tell me that you don't want to smush his face with your fist.
puahahahaha.
Or how about that one P... I will not say his name, because it feels kinda sacrilegious or something, but he's that one P who went to the picnic and made Allen go back to church to open the door for some lady.
You know who I'm talking about?

Okay, okay, I'll stop being so evilish.